.htaccessA file that sits on your web server which, if ever touched, is perhaps the quickest and easiest way to break your whole site.
APIA system whereby enterprising young developers make money from your users’ data. Remember that you can always destroy them by “tweaking” the API for “performance” because you “hate chronological timelines”.
AccessibilityThe practice of building websites that a human might, with a little time to study, actually be able to use.
AgileA development methodology that advocates self-organizing teams and flexibility, allowing startups to more efficiently realize they’re building something that no one wants.
Back EndThe part of a website where you deal with a lot of crap.
BacklinkBefore experimenting with dogs, Pavlov trained online marketers to salivate whenever he said “backlink”. It still works.
BandwidthA measurement of the speed with which Google can access your personal data.
Bounce RateA measurement of the speed with which users realize you don’t have what they want.
BreadcrumbsThe contextual navigation pattern preferred by nine out of ten ducks.
CMSThe system that is supposed to solve all your problems and get you to the top of Google. This is accomplished by leaving it alone until an update breaks a plugin, or something.
CacheSpace on other people’s computers where you can temporarily store some of that crap from the Back End.
Call to ActionBegging the user for money and/or attention.
CodeThe stuff they show on computer screens in the less-offensive Hollywood representations of hacking.
Comments (in Code)In-jokes and clever insights that only total nerds will ever see. One day, someone will achieve true enlightenment, and the secret will written down as a code comment, and lost to an obscure GitHub repository.
DeprecatedAnything we forgot how to use while we were learning Flexbox.
Design ResearchBrowsing Pinterest for a few hours to steal color palettes.
Design ThinkingThinking, but like, when designers do it? If you’ve ever touched MS Paint, you can put this on your resume and ask for a raise.
DoctypeA needlessly complex way to tell the browser what kind of HTML you’re using. Seriously, <html version="5"> would have worked just fine.
DOM, TheA useful reference word for programmers, and anyone who wants to sound a bit smarter. Example: Can’t you just throw some more “div” thingies into my DOM, or something?
E-commerceA fancier way to say that you’re selling stuff you don’t want on Ebay.
Fold, TheThe part of the website everyone already knows to scroll past if they want to get to the good stuff.
FrameworkThe thing you’re supposed to learn instead of development languages, now…I guess.
Front EndThe part of a website where you tell users what you think they want to hear, based on research, surveys, and indiscriminate guessing.
Graceful DegradationThe practice of building your website so it doesn’t completely fall apart at the first sign of a bug. Clearly superior to Progressive Enhancement. (See: Progressive Enhancement)
HTMLThe easiest way to tell other people that you’re a coder, now.
iframeYou’d think these were Deprecated, but they’re not.
Image MapOne more thing that will never work on a responsive website without a jQuery plugin.
Inbound MarketingSee: Backlinks
InheritanceThe part of CSS that keeps confusing people.
Landing PageThe page that designers let marketers have their way with so they won’t touch the actual home page. Landing pages typically outperform the painstakingly-crafted home pages, infuriating designers.
Meta DataWhat we have to use while we wait for AI to get smarter.
NavigationThe quickest and easiest way for a customer to get lost.
Online MarketingThe business of lies, damned lies, and statistics.
- A socially acceptable way to just use other people’s code. Also the greatest thing since sliced bread.
- I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.
PixelsWork as a designer long enough, and you’ll start to notice when even one of these things is out of place. It will haunt you.
Progressive EnhancementThe practice of building your website so that it works anywhere, but looks better on newer devices and browsers. Clearly superior to Graceful Degradation. (See: Graceful Degradation)
PrototypeThe terrible temporary code you write that will inevitably be used in the final project, and you’ll always be just a little bit ashamed.
RSSSee: Deprecated [I’m just going to cry in the corner, for a bit.]
Responsive DesignThe reason web designers have to do maybe three times as much work for each project as we used to.
Semantic MarkupThe practice of writing HTML a human might, with study, actually be able to read.
Server-sideAnything that is officially the developer’s problem.
SitemapA thing that used to be used by people that is largely used by search engines, now.
ThemeA socially acceptable way to use other people’s graphical assets and code.
URLU R Lost. [Hehehe, ahhhh… the classics still get me.]
UX DesignEveryone is an expert in this, now. Apparently.
UsabilityIt’s like Accessibility, but for people who get embarrassed when they see wheelchair ramps.
- What we all desperately want from our fellow designers.
- See: Web Standards
Web StandardsA good idea that so many of us are outright ignoring.
XMLOh right, that’s still a thing. Featured image via DepositPhotos.
Ezequiel Bruni is a web/UX designer, blogger, and aspiring photographer living in Mexico. When he’s not up to his finely-chiselled ears in wire-frames and front-end code, or ranting about the same, he indulges in beer, pizza, fantasy novels, and stand-up comedy.